What Kind of Book Boyfriend Would You Fall For?

OVERDUE NOTICE. Dear Patron, our records show you borrowed seventeen romance novels in March and returned none of them, mostly because you were busy falling in love with fictional men and rereading chapter twelve. Your fine has been waived. Your emotional damage has not.

We understand the appeal. A book boyfriend never leaves socks on the floor, never replies with a single letter, and always arrives at the exact moment the heroine's life falls apart, usually wearing a coat. Some of us want a duke who stares into the distance like the distance owes him money. Some want a rival who argues like it is a hobby and kisses like a plot twist. Others prefer a baker with flour on his sleeve, or a fae prince whose every sentence is technically a contract.

Your taste is not random, and you probably know it. The way you pick a first meeting, a date, a gift and a dramatic apology tells us exactly which shelf your heart lives on.

Please take the quiz and return your answer to the front desk. No talking in the romance section. Sighing is permitted, and expected.