What Kind of Eyeliner Flick Are You?

Today's eyeliner flick forecast: sharp wings moving in from the west, with a high chance of one eye looking better than the other. Residents are advised to keep a cotton bud and some micellar water within reach until at least 9 a.m.

Classic Kitten Flick signs can expect calm conditions and compliments from coworkers who can't quite say what's different. Dramatic Cat Eye signs should brace for strong winds, dramatic entrances and someone asking if they're going somewhere fancy. They are not. They're going to the pharmacy. A band of smudge drifting in overnight will affect anyone who slept in their liner, which Smudged Rock Liner types will insist is a look. Scattered neon is also possible for the artists, with isolated glitter near the lower lash line.

Long range outlook: unpredictable. Your answers about mornings, mirrors, shaky hands and nights out decide which flick rules your skies this season. Forecast confidence is high. Symmetry confidence, as always, is low.