What Kind of Gaming Streamer Would You Be?

PATCH NOTES, version 1.0 of You, The Streamer. Fixed a bug where the camera showed your laundry pile in the background. Increased tolerance for chat asking "what game is this" every four minutes. Reduced volume of screaming by 12 percent, at the request of your neighbors. Known issue: the webcam light still turns on randomly at 2 a.m., and we're not sure why.

Every streamer runs on a different build. Some chase world records with timers on screen, shaving milliseconds off a level they have replayed eight thousand times. Some stream cozy farming games with rain sounds, a cat on the desk and a chat that feels like a group hug. Some are pure chaos, famous for losing to the same boss on camera while their controller begs for mercy. And some barely play at all, because three hours of chatting with viewers about snacks and life somehow became the main event.

So which streamer would you be if you pressed Go Live tonight? Answer fifteen questions about setups, sponsors, losing streaks and what your chat would spam. Adjust your mic, check your lighting and take the quiz.