What Kind of Neighbor Would You Be?

NOTICE TO ALL RESIDENTS OF MAPLE CLOSE. It has come to the committee's attention that someone's wind chimes can now be heard from the next postcode. Also, whoever has been leaving zucchini on doorsteps at night, we are grateful, but please stop. There are only so many breads. The committee would also like to remind residents that the blue light in number 14 is none of our business, no matter how often it comes up.

Every street has the same cast. There's the neighbor who knows everything, usually before it happens. There's the generous one who shows up with soup when anyone so much as sneezes. There's the mysterious one with the lights on at 3 a.m. and a front door that never opens. And there's the house with party lights still up from three summers ago and a speaker that knows every song.

Which one would you be if you moved in tomorrow? This quiz asks about porches, packages, lost cats, group chats and loud music at 11 p.m., then reveals the kind of neighbor you'd turn into. The committee thanks you for your participation. Please keep your answers below the legal volume limit.