What Kind of Roommate Would You Be?

Three stars. "Lived with this roommate for one year. Pros: always paid rent on time, made a lasting impression on the downstairs neighbors, left excellent leftovers. Cons: labeled my yogurt with my own name to make a point, hosted a karaoke night on a Wednesday, and once I didn't see them for nineteen days but the dishes kept moving. Would live with again, probably. Still not sure who owned the cactus."

Everyone thinks they'd be a great roommate. Then the trash fills up, the group chat goes silent and somebody's oat milk mysteriously disappears. Shared living reveals your true nature faster than any personality test, and that's what we're here to find out.

Maybe you're the chore chart captain, with a laminated schedule and a little magnet for each task. Maybe you're the ghost, silent and tidy and seen mainly through a closing door. Maybe you're the midnight snack chef, filling the place with garlic at 1 a.m. Or maybe you're the unofficial party host, who turns any Tuesday into an event.

Answer fifteen questions about dishes, noise, guests and the thermostat war. Your future roommates deserve a warning, so take the quiz.