What Kind of Team Mascot Would You Be?

And we're live from the stadium, where the crowd is restless, the score is nil nil and the only thing anyone is watching is the giant furry creature on the sideline. He's going for the backflip. He's got the height. He's got... oh, he's landed on the drummer. Folks, that's the beauty of mascot work. Nobody remembers the final score, but everybody remembers the eagle who flattened the drum section.

Inside every suit is a personality, and this quiz will find yours. Maybe you're the acrobat who lives for applause. Maybe you're the chaotic fuzzball who gets banned from a rival arena and becomes famous online the same night. You could be the gentle bear who hugs every child in section twelve, or the racing hot dog who has lost every sprint since 2015 and still runs with total commitment.

Fifteen questions cover halftime, rivals, crowds, costumes and what you'd do if your head fell off live on the big screen. No athletic ability is needed, which is also the official policy of most mascot departments.

Grab your foam finger and take the quiz. The crowd is waiting, and so is the T shirt cannon.