What Kind of Voice Note Sender Are You?

One star. Received a voice note from my friend at 11:42 p.m. It was nine minutes long. I listened to it at double speed on the bus and still missed my stop. The first four minutes were about a parking ticket. The next three were about her cousin. The point arrived in the final eleven seconds and was a question I could have answered with the word yes. Would not recommend. Will absolutely listen to the next one.

Every group chat has at least four kinds of voice note people, and you are one of them whether you admit it or not. There is the Podcaster, who records full episodes with intros and callbacks. There is the Whisperer, who records from a crowded train and sends you forty seconds of brakes. There is the Performer, who adds sound effects, accents and the occasional song. And there is the Rapid Fire Sender, who drops fourteen notes of three seconds each, like a very small machine gun of thoughts.

Answer these questions about how you talk, text and ramble, and find out which one you are. Your friends already know. Hold the button and press play.