What Type of Hotel Are You?

Five stars. Stayed three nights at this hotel and I'm still thinking about it. The staff knew my name before I said it. The bed was so soft I missed breakfast twice. My only complaint is the shower, which had twelve buttons and no explanation, so I washed my hair using the steam setting. Would stay again. Would request a manual.

Anyone who has traveled knows that every hotel has a personality. Some are grand old palaces with chandeliers and a doorman in a top hat who treats you like minor royalty. Some are boutique design hotels with neon art and room numbers so stylish you can't read them. Some are roadside motels with a flickering vacancy sign, an ice machine and the deep calm of a place that has seen everything. And some are all inclusive resorts where the buffet never closes and the karaoke never should have started.

People work the same way. This quiz asks about midnight guests, minibars, complaints and the robe you'd want to take home, then tells you which kind of hotel you are. Check in now. Late checkout is available for anyone who finishes all fifteen questions.