What Would Your Secret Hideout Be?

FOR RENT: charming secret hideout, location undisclosed for obvious reasons. One room, no neighbors, excellent snack storage. Entrance via rotating bookcase, rope ladder or a door disguised as a vending machine. Previous tenant left suddenly and took the password with them. Serious inquiries only, delivered by carrier pigeon or whispered into the nearest hollow tree.

Everybody needs a place where nobody can find them. Some people want a cozy library hidden behind a shelf, with a reading chair and a lamp that clicks just right. Some never got over the treehouse they had at nine and would move back in tomorrow if the ladder held their weight. Some want a full bunker with screens, canned peaches and a dramatic swivel chair. And some want a lonely lighthouse where the only visitors are seagulls and the occasional ghost with good manners.

Fifteen questions will decide which hideout matches your personality, from the snacks you'd hoard to the way you'd hide from a doorbell. The listing is waiting for you. Tell no one where you found it, then take the quiz.