Which Archer Character Are You?

Dossier. Subject: you. Codename: pending. Clearance level: frankly worrying. Field reports describe the subject as capable, unpredictable and frequently overheard saying they would definitely not do that, right before doing exactly that.

Background. This quiz drops you into the chaotic spy agency from Archer, where the missions are dangerous, the paperwork is ignored and the break room has seen things. There are four profiles on file. One is the world's most dangerous secret agent, who is also the world's most dangerous person to lend a car. One is the most competent operative in the building, endlessly tired of everyone else. One runs human resources, wrestles on weekends and has eaten things you shouldn't ask about. And one lives in a lab full of experiments that should probably have stayed theoretical.

Assessment. Fifteen questions on gadgets, office parties, getaway cars, bad ideas and worse lunches. Your answers will decide which file gets your photo stapled to it. Do not attempt to bribe the quiz with a drink. Some of the agents would accept, which is exactly the problem. Proceed when ready. Danger zone ahead.