Which Borderlands Vault Hunter Are You?

Question 3 of 15

A bandit insults you. You...

A
Whistle, and your pet handles it
B
Make a witty comment, then vanish and reappear behind them
C
Laugh and set the bandit camp on fire
D
Punch the insult into the next county

Which Borderlands Vault Hunter Are You?

WANTED: Vault Hunters for loosely supervised treasure hunting on the planet Pandora. Pay: wildly uncertain. Benefits: guns, more guns, a robot that tells jokes and, if you are fortunate, a pet that may or may not bite. Duties include opening large doors, shooting things that have teeth and explaining to your insurance company why the bandit camp is now a crater.

Experience preferred but not required. Candidates should be comfortable with explosions, rude strangers and at least one dramatic speech from a villain with a glowing face. Candidates should not be comfortable with vegetables. Pandora has none.

Every hunter on the board has a different approach. Some punch through problems with glowing fists and a lot of confidence. Some strap into a giant mech and set off fireworks in a polite manner. Some bring a beast pet and let it do the shouting. Some rely on gadgets, clones and a smirk that has gotten them in and out of trouble since the day they were born.

This quiz asks about your habits, your style and your emergency snack, then matches you to a hunter. Apply today. Interviews are conducted at close range. Dress for loot.