Which Christmas Decoration Are You?

Local forecast for your living room, December 1 through 26. Expect a high chance of glitter, scattered pine needles and at least one argument over who gets to hang the lights. A cold front of cardboard boxes will move in from the attic around noon, bringing a heavy mix of tangled cords and one mystery ornament nobody remembers buying. Winds from the dog will knock over the tree at 4 p.m., so please secure all breakables and your dignity.

Evening conditions turn warm and fuzzy, with a sixty percent chance of someone saying "this is the best part" while standing in front of the tree. Tinsel may linger in unexpected places through July. Scattered hot chocolate is likely. The long term outlook remains cheerful with brief periods of family.

Every decoration in the box has a personality, and so do you. One sits on top and lights up the whole tree. One strings people together and goes dark when a single bulb gives up. One is fragile, old and full of memories. One is loud, dramatic and shows up in your coat pocket in March. Take the quiz and find out which one is on your branch. The forecast says it is time to decorate.