Which Clash Royale Card Are You?

Balance update, version You. Patience reduced by 10 percent when the opponent plays the same deck for the fifth time in a row. Emote spam damage increased against crying King. Elixir regeneration unchanged, despite repeated complaints from players who spent all ten on one push. Known issue: some players still scream at their phones when a Log rolls over their Goblin Barrel. The developers are aware and have chosen to do nothing about it.

Every Clash Royale player has a card that feels like a portrait. The Hog Rider charges straight at the tower yelling his own name, ignores every distraction and is somehow still going after the third bridge. The P.E.K.K.A walks slowly, says nothing and quietly deletes whatever is in front of it. The Goblin Barrel flies in from nowhere, causes chaos and hopes nobody brought a Log. The Ice Wizard stands at the back, calm and cold, slowing the whole enemy push to a polite stroll.

Answer these questions about how you play, how you win and how you handle a loss streak at midnight, and find the card that would be you. Ready? Battle.