Which Dating App Bio Matches Your Personality?

Customer review, four stars out of five: 'Matched with someone whose bio said loves hiking, tacos and deep conversations. We met. They had never hiked. They were allergic to tacos. The deep conversation was mostly about their landlord. Still, the dog in photo three was real and extremely good. Would swipe again.' Verified user, Chicago.

A dating app bio is a tiny advertisement carrying an enormous amount of pressure. You get a handful of photos and a couple of lines to explain who you are, what you want and why you are holding a fish. Some people write a full novel. Some let a golden retriever carry the entire profile. Some post a mountain summit and the word adventurer. And some write a single word, add one blurry photo and get more messages than everyone else combined, which is unfair but true.

Your bio says more about you than you might think. Answer fifteen questions about first dates, opening lines, unmatches and the photo you put first, and we'll tell you which classic bio is basically your personality in text form. No swiping required, and nobody has to see your fish photo.