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Which Gaming Console Matches Your Personality?
PATCH NOTES, version 15.0, for your personality. Fixed a bug where you would say one more game at 11pm and look up at 3am. Improved stability when someone touches your controller without asking. Rebalanced snack consumption during long boss fights. Removed the setting that let you rage quit with dignity, as nobody ever used it correctly. Known issue: you still haven't finished the game you started in 2021.
Also new in this update is a quick diagnostic that matches you with the console that suits your wiring. The Nintendo Switch is for the couch co op crowd who carry the party around in a backpack. The PlayStation is for anyone who cried at a cutscene and refuses to discuss it. The Gaming PC is for people who have spent more hours tuning their fans than playing. And the original Game Boy is for the loyal souls who still think four shades of green were plenty.
Fifteen questions cover save files, loading screens, sore losers, side quests and how many controllers you own compared with how many friends visit. No grinding required.
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