Which Godfather Character Are You?

TERMS AND CONDITIONS. By reading this description you agree to the following. One: you will not call the family business the mob at dinner. Two: you accept that a favor requested today may be collected at a wedding in 2031. Three: all cannoli are non-negotiable. Four: the management is not responsible for horse-related surprises, restaurant-related surprises or sudden changes of heart in a hospital corridor.

Still reading? Good. It means you are the kind of person who checks the fine print, which already says something about you. The Godfather is a story about family, loyalty, power and exceptionally good tailoring, and every character in it handles pressure differently. One stays patient until patience becomes a weapon. One goes cold and calculating. One throws the first punch and saves the thinking for the apology. One simply fixes things, quietly, with paperwork.

Your answers about dinner, favors, enemies and phone calls at three in the morning will place you at one of the four seats around the family table. Nobody gets to choose. That is also in the terms.

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