Which Goosebumps Monster Are You?

Safety notice. This quiz contains ventriloquist dummies, cursed Halloween masks, green slime of unknown origin and garden decorations with bad intentions. Do not read aloud any strange words found on a scrap of paper inside a dummy's jacket. Do not buy a mask from the back room of a party store. Do not feed mysterious goo to your dog. If your father's lawn gnomes move overnight, that is not your father's fault, but it is now your problem.

If you grew up in the nineties, you probably remember R.L. Stine's Goosebumps books lined up on the school library shelf, each with a glossy cover, a terrible villain and a twist ending that made you check under the bed. Reader beware, you're in for a scare. Slappy the Dummy delivered insults and evil plans in the same breath. The Haunted Mask fused to a girl's face and refused to leave. Monster Blood kept growing until it was bigger than the kids who bought it. And the lawn gnomes of Revenge of the Lawn Gnomes treated a quiet suburb like their personal playground.

Answer fifteen questions about Halloween, pranks, pets and basements. We will find the monster lurking in your personality. Please keep a flashlight nearby and do not read the last page first.