Which Holiday Matches Your Personality?

Your holiday horoscope for the year ahead. The stars report that you will spend October pretending you aren't already thinking about decorations. Mercury will go into retrograde right as you try to untangle a string of lights, and a mysterious stranger will offer you leftover pie. Lucky number: whatever is on the oven timer. Lucky color: red, or possibly orange, depending on your planet.

Here's the deal, though. Everybody has a holiday that fits them better than their own birthday. Some people are Christmas, all cozy traditions, family recipes and matching pajamas they swear they wear ironically. Some are Halloween, spooky on the outside and marshmallow soft inside. Some are New Year's Eve, sparkly and ambitious and already writing next year's goals at 11:59. And some are Valentine's Day, the romantics who remember every small detail and turn it into something special.

Your chart is written in fifteen questions about snacks, songs, decorations, family gatherings and cold weather. Answer honestly and the stars will reveal which holiday matches your personality. Results are cosmically accurate, according to the stars, who are very busy this season and have asked not to be contacted further.