Which Hotel Transylvania Monster Are You?

Five stars, would haunt again. We booked a quiet weekend at a remote castle hotel and got exactly that, if your definition of quiet includes a howling wolf family, shrunken heads on every door handle and a sandstorm in the ballroom. The owner greeted us personally, swept his cape over his face and insisted the hotel was completely safe from humans. Room service was fast. The witches clean everything by flying around on brooms. One small complaint: the pool was full of zombies doing the backstroke.

Hotel Transylvania has been welcoming monsters since Dracula built it to keep his daughter safe, and each guest brings a very particular style. There's the overprotective host who plans every detail and panics at the word human. There's his daughter, a teenage vampire, well over a century old, desperate to see the world. There's a werewolf dad with more pups than he can count and a permanent five o'clock shadow on his entire body. And there's a mummy who turns every room into a party.

Answer fifteen questions about holidays, family and room service, and we will tell you which monster you would be. Check out is at noon. Please return your fangs to reception.