Which Jack-O’-Lantern Face Matches Your Personality?

Tonight's forecast: scattered pumpkin guts across most kitchen tables, with a ninety percent chance of someone saying they'll roast the seeds and then never roasting the seeds. Expect strong candle glow after sundown, mild smoke near the porch and a sudden cold front when the neighbor reveals a carving that looks professionally lit. Visibility will drop for anyone wearing a mask with tiny eye holes.

Further outlook. Every October the same four faces appear on doorsteps all over town. The classic grin, three triangles and a mouth with one lonely tooth, as traditional as the trick or treat bag. The fanged menace, carved by someone who wants small children to pause and reconsider their choices. The googly eyed goofball, crooked, cross eyed and somehow everyone's favorite. And the stencil masterpiece, a detailed haunted mansion etched by a person who started at noon and missed dinner.

Which one would you carve if the pumpkin were your mirror? Answer fifteen questions about costumes, candy, haunted houses and spooky movie nights, and we'll tell you which face glows on your porch. Bring a spoon, a towel and a strong stomach for the slimy part.