Which Juice Are You?

Which juice are you? Blunt question, so here come some blunt answers. Does it matter? Yes. Juice is personality in a carton, and the person ordering celery juice at brunch will never agree with the person drinking pineapple juice straight from the can about where to go on vacation.

Is orange the boring answer? Orange juice has sat at every breakfast table for a century and has never once apologized. Fresh Squeezed Orange people are dependable, a little smug about pulp and right more often than you'd like.

And cranberry? Cranberry is for anyone who looks sweet and tastes like a sharp opinion. A Tart Cranberry will remember what you said at a party in 2019, and will also be the first one there when your car breaks down on the highway. Is green juice smug? Yes. Next question.

Tell us about your grocery runs, bad mornings and buffet behavior. Then pour a glass of whatever you get and act like you knew all along.