Which Monday Mood Are You?

Your Monday horoscope. Aries: the alarm will betray you at 6:30, as foretold. Taurus: someone in the office will say happy Monday, and you must not respond with violence. Gemini: you'll believe it's Sunday until roughly lunchtime. Cancer: the coffee machine is broken, and the stars are sorry. Everyone else: Mercury is not in retrograde, you're just tired.

Whatever your star sign, Monday hits each of us differently. Some people bounce out of bed with a new planner, three colored pens and a terrifying amount of optimism. Some shuffle to the kitchen like extras in a zombie film and don't form full sentences until the second coffee. Some arrive quietly furious, answering emails in clipped single words. And some are still emotionally at Saturday's barbecue, wearing sunglasses indoors and refusing to accept the facts.

Answer fifteen questions about alarms, inboxes, lunch breaks and the moment someone schedules a 9 AM meeting, and we'll reveal your Monday personality. Are you The Fresh Planner Energy, The Coffee Zombie, The Quiet Storm or The Weekend Refugee? The week is starting whether you like it or not. You might as well know who you are while it happens.