Which Musical Tempo Matches Your Life Pace?

Tempo (noun, Italian, plural tempi if you want to win an argument). The speed at which a piece of music is played, written at the top of the sheet in words that sound like pasta shapes. Also: the speed at which a person does everything else, from answering emails to crossing an airport. See also: why your roommate is still in the shower.

Composers have used these words for centuries to tell orchestras how fast to go. Largo means broad and slow, the kind of music that takes a nap halfway through. Andante is a walking pace, steady and pleasant, like someone who leaves the house on time without drama. Allegro is quick and cheerful, the sound of a person with three hobbies and a label maker. Presto is very fast, which is musician speak for good luck with that.

Your life has a tempo too. It shows up in how you eat breakfast, how you pack for a trip and how many tabs are open on your laptop right now. Answer fifteen questions and find out which marking belongs at the top of your sheet music. Take it at whatever speed feels right.