Which Only Murders in the Building Character Are You?

A shared genuine obsession with true crime podcasts somehow turns three complete strangers into an actual real found family, each bringing something completely different to solving a mystery none of them were actually qualified to investigate. Some carry cautious, nostalgic set-in-their-ways energy, secretly genuinely lonely underneath a comfortable routine that quietly stopped actually feeling fulfilling years ago. Some carry theatrical, eternally optimistic dreaming, loyal despite constant chaos, believing the next actual big idea is always genuinely just around the corner. Some carry guarded, sharp mystery, a genuinely complicated past kept carefully hidden, fiercely loyal only once real trust actually gets properly earned. And some carry earnest, eccentric awkwardness, well-meaning despite being genuinely a little odd, craving real connection more than anyone else actually realizes.

But which Only Murders in the Building character would you actually be?

This quiz looks at how you value cautious nostalgia, theatrical optimism, guarded mystery, and earnest awkwardness when solving a genuinely amateur mystery somehow becomes the thing that actually gives your life real meaning. Your answers can reveal whether you match the cautious nostalgia of Charles, the theatrical optimism of Oliver, the guarded mystery of Mabel, or the earnest awkwardness of Howard.

Imagine discovering a genuinely suspicious death in your own building, an entire true-crime-podcast-fueled obsession suddenly actually becoming your real, personal investigation. What you'd bring to that mystery, cautious nostalgic care, theatrical loyal optimism, guarded sharp mystery of your own, or earnest awkward devotion, says everything about which character you'd actually be.

Answer the 15 questions honestly and discover which Only Murders in the Building character truly matches your personality. Your result might reveal exactly what you'd bring to a found family solving a mystery together.