Which Savanna Animal Would You Be?

Dawn on the savanna, and you, a savanna animal of undecided species, are already having a morning. The sky goes orange. A warthog trots past like it's late for a meeting. Somewhere behind you a hyena laughs, and you choose not to take it personally.

You stretch. Your stomach makes a noise that scares off two birds. Down at the waterhole, a herd of elephants has claimed the good spot, with the matriarch making it clear who's in charge. A giraffe peers over an acacia to judge the situation. A lion yawns, rolls over and goes back to sleep, because lions can rest up to twenty hours a day and see no reason to apologize. Meanwhile a honey badger is picking a fight with a beehive, and frankly, the honey badger is winning.

So which one are you? The Nap-Loving Lion, who wakes up only for snacks and drama, or The Fearless Honey Badger, who has never once asked whether something was a good idea? The questions below sort that out in a couple of minutes.

The waterhole is waiting. Try not to step on the tortoise.