Which Series of Unfortunate Events Character Are You?

Warning: this Series of Unfortunate Events character quiz should be taken with caution, a sturdy chair and the lights on. It contains orphans, a villain with one eyebrow, several terrible guardians and at least one fire, which is fewer fires than the books but more than most quizzes.

Readers hoping for sunshine and a cheerful ending are advised to close this page and look at pictures of ducklings instead. Those who stay will be asked deeply personal questions about leeches, disguises, libraries and what they would do while locked in a tower. Your answers will be recorded by an anonymous narrator who has not slept well in years.

Possible outcomes include Violet Baudelaire, who ties her hair back with a ribbon before inventing her way out of disaster, and Klaus Baudelaire, who has read a book about whatever is currently going wrong. Sunny bites. Count Olaf arrives in a costume that fools every adult and no child.

The management accepts no responsibility for what happens next. You were warned, twice.