Which Straw Hat Pirate Role Would You Fill?

WANTED, dead or alive, but preferably alive and well fed. Reward: one spot on the Thousand Sunny. Description of suspect: last seen grinning on the deck of a ship with a lion figurehead, eating meat off the bone and arguing about which way the island is. Crimes include excessive loyalty, punching nobles and starting a party in every port. Approach with caution. Suspect may stretch.

The Straw Hat crew is always short on hands, or at least on hands that are not holding food. Four roles are open for this voyage. The Captain decides where the ship goes, mostly by pointing at the horizon and yelling about adventure. The Swordsman guards the crew with three blades and gets lost walking to the kitchen. The Cook feeds everyone on board, kicks anyone who wastes food and falls in love at every port. The Sniper tells tall tales, builds clever gadgets and somehow hits the target from very far away while screaming the whole time.

Answer fifteen questions about loyalty, food, fighting styles and how you would behave if a sea king appeared beside the ship. The crew will decide where to put you. Bring snacks. Luffy will eat them.