Which Wallpaper Pattern Are You?

INSTALLATION INSTRUCTIONS. Step one: remove everything from the wall, including the 2017 calendar you kept for sentimental reasons. Step two: measure twice. Step three: realize you should have measured three times. Step four: apply paste evenly and try not to get it in your hair, on the cat or inside your shoe. Step five: smooth out the bubbles, then stare at the one bubble that will never leave.

Now that the hard part is done, the fun part begins. Your wallpaper pattern says a lot about who you are, even if you've never hung a single roll. Some people are lush botanical prints with palm leaves and parrots, loud and generous. Some are classic pinstripes, tidy and reliable and probably wearing ironed shirts. Some are seventies geometrics in burnt orange, happiest next to a lava lamp. And some are delicate French toile, covered in tiny romantic scenes of shepherds and swans.

This quiz takes fifteen questions about sofas, plants, desserts, records and your relationship with trends, then pastes you onto the right wall. Step six: take the quiz. Step seven: tell everyone your result. Step eight: never ask anyone to help you hang the real thing.