Which Workout Excuse Are You Famous For?

TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF GYM MEMBERSHIP. Section 1: By signing this agreement, the Member agrees to attend the facility at least three times per week, or at least to think about it while lying on the sofa. Section 2: The Member acknowledges that a missed session requires a valid excuse. Valid excuses include weather, missing socks, a busy Monday and having walked a lot earlier. Section 3: The Gym will continue to charge the Member regardless.

Every gym member eventually develops a signature excuse. Some promise that a better routine starts next Monday, and they mean it every single week. Some can't find their left shoe, their headphones or the gym card, and they will show you the empty bag as proof. Others insist that carrying shopping up three flights counts as strength training. And some check the forecast like airline pilots, waiting for a day that is never quite mild enough.

Section 4: The Member is invited to answer fifteen questions about yoga mats, trainers, playlists and New Year's resolutions to discover which excuse they're famous for. Section 5: No refunds, but you will feel deeply understood.