Good morning, and here is today's brow forecast. Sharp arches are moving in from the west by mid morning, bringing dramatic conditions and a high chance of raised eyebrows at the office. A band of soft straight brows will settle over the south, keeping things calm and friendly well into the afternoon. Up north, a front of glossy laminated brows is pushing upward, brushed and set so firmly they could survive a small hurricane. Meanwhile the countryside reports wild natural brows with no grooming whatsoever, and residents say they're doing fine, thanks.
Brows are small, but they do a lot of talking. They decide whether you look surprised, skeptical, serene or ready to argue with a parking attendant, often before you've said a word. Some people spend twenty minutes on them every morning. Others haven't looked since a school photo in 2009.
This quiz reads your personality through mornings, mirrors, selfies, makeup bags and how you react when a stranger offers beauty advice. Fifteen questions, four brow types and a forecast made for your face alone.
Grab a brow brush if you own one and take the quiz. Back to you in the studio.
