Villains don't actually recruit randomly. They look for whatever quality in you matches the exact thing that made them who they actually are.
The mastermind recruits competence, calculating and controlled, uninterested in anyone who can't actually keep up with the plan. The chaos agent recruits unpredictability, wild and thrilled by disorder, drawn to people who make even destruction feel a little bit fun. The fallen idealist recruits disillusionment, once heroic and now bitter, looking for someone who understands exactly what broke them. The tyrant recruits obedience, power-hungry and absolute, wanting strength that never actually questions the plan.
Fifteen questions to find out who'd actually want you on their side.
