Living for hundreds of years apparently doesn't make anyone wiser, it just gives real personality quirks an actual enormous amount of time to settle in completely. Some carry proud, vain nostalgia, a once-feared warrior secretly lonely, quietly searching for purpose in a modern world that stopped fearing them centuries ago. Some carry theatrical, hedonistic devotion, flamboyantly chasing every real pleasure available, loyal underneath layers of dramatic indulgence. Some carry fierce, independent drama, sharp-tongued and formidable, secretly soft for exactly one person despite insisting otherwise constantly. And some carry awkward, draining contentment, feeding on other people's genuine annoyance, blissfully unaware of quite how insufferable they are.
But which What We Do in the Shadows vampire would you be?
This quiz looks at how you value proud nostalgia, theatrical devotion, fierce independence, and awkward contentment when centuries of real existence somehow never taught anyone self-awareness. Your answers can reveal whether you match the proud nostalgia of Nandor, the theatrical devotion of Laszlo, the fierce independence of Nadja, or the awkward contentment of Colin Robinson.
Imagine existing for centuries, an entire modern world moving on without noticing you anymore, and only your own particular quirks left to define how you spend eternity. What you'd become after all that time, proud nostalgic loneliness, theatrical devoted indulgence, fierce independent drama, or awkward draining contentment, says everything about which vampire you'd be.
Answer the 15 questions honestly and discover which What We Do in the Shadows vampire truly matches your personality. Your result might reveal exactly what centuries of existence would make of you.
